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You probably already took the hint but I'm going to be even more cryptic1.

The inversion of attention has been released. I guess you might say that I've had a good day even though I don't ever have one.

I also don't own a phone so go figure.

So the only thing that is left to me is to sit here and twiddle my thumbs - which by the way are showing their age. Damn! Just when I was feeling young again!2

I never worry because things are just so. Do you know what I mean?

I gotta make a big deal about something, right? Isn't that the way of things around here?3

Don't get me started.

I am useless so therefore so are you. Do you get the corollary4?

My mind works in mysterious ways. I just hope that that damn thing isn't broke again5!

  1. Okay, so I lied. 

  2. Just kidding! 

  3. I am so glad that I am not from around here. 

  4. Just sayin' 

  5. I am adding this footnote just because. I hope that you find it use-full. 

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