You probably already took the hint but I'm going to be even more cryptic1.
The inversion of attention has been released. I guess you might say that I've had a good day even though I don't ever have one.
I also don't own a phone so go figure.
So the only thing that is left to me is to sit here and twiddle my thumbs - which by the way are showing their age. Damn! Just when I was feeling young again!2
I never worry because things are just so. Do you know what I mean?
I gotta make a big deal about something, right? Isn't that the way of things around here?3
Don't get me started.
I am useless so therefore so are you. Do you get the corollary4?
My mind works in mysterious ways. I just hope that that damn thing isn't broke again5!