Panda

... reminds me of the panda that walked into the restaurant and after finishing his meal he got up, shot the waiter, and left - the manager ran after him and said what are you doing? he said "I'm a panda" and "what does that mean" the manager replied? "look it up in the dictionary!" responded the panda. the manager grabs his dictionary and sure enough under panda he finds the following definition: panda: a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves...