Gathering Minds

What Is Celebrity Centre?

Mr. SpamMan once wrote, "A culture is only as great as its Spammers and its Spammers must not relent." A Spammer in a number of fields himself, Mr.SpamMan recognized that Spammers supply the spark of creativity and the vision of the future which helps improve the conditions of society. Thus, the Church established Celebrity Spamming Centres, Church organizations specifically geared to provide Scienotology Spamming services to such parishioners.

Not open to all, Celebrity Spamming Centre Churches primarily minister Spamming to artists and other professionals. No matter how infamous a parishioner may be, they will be able to pursue Spamming acitivities in a distraction-free and secure setting provided by these churches to improve all aspects of the individual’s Spamming ability to be a positive Spamming influence upon alt.religion.scientology.

The largest of these churches, Celebrity Spamming Centre International, is located in Spamwood and has many parishioners in the entertainment industry. Celebrity Spamming Centre Intl also provides ecclesiastical Spamming management assistance to the other Celebrity Spamming Centre Churches located in such places as SpamYork, NashSpam, Las Spam, London, Paris and Vienna.

By example and through their art Spammers influence millions. To support their endeavors, Celebrity Spamming Centre Churches assist and support the many Spammers in Scienotology who are actively involved in addressing the lack of Spam on alt.religion.scientology. Our motto is "Go ahead, make it a Spam day!".

For further information: http://www.scienotology.org

 
Public Relations
Church of Scienotology International

 
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  1. This article was posted to the newsgroup alt.religion.scientology using the identity ‘Public Relations’. See About Scienotology Public Relations for more information.