Useless Information

You probably already took the hint but I'm going to be even more cryptic¹.

The inversion of attention has been released. I guess you might say that I've had a good day even though I don't ever have one.

I also don't own a phone so go figure.

So the only thing that is left to me is to sit here and twiddle my thumbs - which by the way are showing their age. Damn! Just when I was feeling young again!²

I never worry because things are just so. Do you know what I mean?

I gotta make a big deal about something, right? Isn't that the way of things around here?³

Don't get me started.

I am useless so therefore so are you. Do you get the corollary⁴?

My mind works in mysterious ways. I just hope that that damn thing isn't broke again⁵!